Political Correctness

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Jan 2, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ..... Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

    You must now refer to them as - "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS" .

    And furthermore:


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


    1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN."

    2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

    3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
    INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY".

    4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED
    COMPANION."

    5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes " VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

    6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a " LOW COST PROVIDER."



    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:



    1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
    STORAGE FACILITY".

    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is " OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He " INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
    DESTINATIONS".

    4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

    5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-
    CRANIAL INVERSION".

    6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
    CLEAVAGE".
     
  2. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Funny...heee...hee...heeee!!
     
  3. hillbillysmoker

    hillbillysmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Does this mean I have to change my screen name to APPALACHIAN-AMERICANSMOKER?? Love the joke btw.
     
  4. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one Dawg[​IMG]
     
  5. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [​IMG] Good one!
     
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one.......lolol..........

    Kookie
     

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