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Poker Players (PG)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bwsmith_2000, Jan 4, 2007.

  1. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some
    cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
    noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
    Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the
    table and emerged red-faced.

    Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed
    and asked, "Did you see anything that you like under there?"

    Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.

    She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

    After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
    this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.

    Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim
    didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

    When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp -
    and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom
    and closed their transaction, as agreed.

    Jim quickly dressed and left.

    As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his
    wife: "Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?"

    With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few
    minutes this afternoon."

    Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he
    give you $500?"

    Sue, using her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

    Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "He
    came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised
    he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

    Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player
  2. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    "Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em!"

  3. ultramag

    ultramag SMF Events Planning Committee

    Perhaps a real gambler would have went double or nothing. :lol: