Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ultramag, Jul 13, 2007.

  1. ultramag

    ultramag SMF Events Planning Committee

    A photographer for CNN was assigned to cover southern California 's
    Wildfires last year. He wanted pictures of the heroic work the
    were doing as they battled the blazes.

    When the photographer arrived on the scene, he realized that the smoke
    so thick it would seriously impede, or even make impossible, his getting
    good photographs from the ground level. He requested permission from his
    boss to rent a plane and take photos from the air.

    His request was approved and he used his cell phone to call the local
    airport to charter a flight. He was told a single engine plane would be
    waiting for him at the airport.

    Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a

    He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let's

    The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and roared down the
    runway. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly
    the valley and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures
    the fires on the hillsides."

    "Why?" asked the pilot.
    "Because I'm a photographer for CNN," he responded. "And I need to get
    close-up shots."

    The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, "So,
    you're telling me,'re NOT my flight instructor?" [​IMG]
  2. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru


    Good one!
  3. brennan

    brennan Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LOL those wacky reporters'll do anything for a pulitzer
  4. smokyokie

    smokyokie Smoking Fanatic

    That good UM, but if it was really a CNN reporter, they would've just reported that the Bush administration started the fire and put up a smoke screen in an attempt to cover up their plot.

  5. starsfaninco

    starsfaninco Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Here Here!!!!

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