One day a Panda dressed in a suede coat walked into a chinese restaurant and > ordered some food. He had some difficulty eating his meal, as his paws were > large and he couldn't hold the chopsticks. > > Eventually he finished, and as the waiter approached, he pulled out a huge > silver revolver, blew 6 holes in the waiter, and got up and walked out. The > manager, who was obviously shocked and confused, chased after the Panda. > "Hey," he shouted, "why in the world did you do that? My customers are > terrified, and you killed my best waiter." > > The Panda slowly turned and growled "I"M A PANDA, look it up!" The waiter > was curious, so he looked up Panda in the dictionary. He read: > > Panda- noun, Ailuropoda melanoleuca, A larger endangered species of bear > indigenous to Eastern Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.