Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Apr 18, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside
    service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to
    be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the
    first to be laid to rest there.

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a
    typical man did not stop for directions. I finally
    arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who was eating
    lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

    I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the
    open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in
    place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this
    was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their
    lunch. I poured out my heart and soul.

    As I preached the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord," and
    "Glory"! I preached, and I preached, like I'd never
    preached before: from Genesis all the way to Revelations. I closed the
    lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car.

    As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the
    workers saying to another, "I ain't never seen
    anything like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty
  2. Talk about a crappy spot to be buried!!!!

    Sorry, I had to say it.
  3. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LOL!! That's a good one!
  4. kickassbbq

    kickassbbq Newbie

    Now ain't that the Chits?
    Smoke On!!!!
  5. hillbillysmoker

    hillbillysmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now that is funny !!!!!!!!!!!

Share This Page