Ole and the Outhouse (A bit of language)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by travcoman45, Feb 3, 2008.

  1. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Sven walks over to Ole's house and finds Ole diggin a hole. Ole, whatch ya doin? Ole replies, "diggin a new outhoose hole".

    Sven says, "Ole, I never do dat, just use 2 stick o dynomite, one width da longer fuse and one width da shorter fuse. Lite da fuzes and drops em in da hole and run". "Da virst von will blow the house up in da air and da second von will blow da stuff out of da hole".

    Ole thinks about it, the sun is hot and he'd rather be doing something else, so Ole says "Sven, I thinks yous got sumem dare" and goes to the shed and comes back with 2 sticks of dynomite. Ole breaks the fuse shorter on one stick and tapes them together. Ole walks over to the outhouse, lights the fuses and drops the dynomite in the hole and runs towards the house.

    About this time Leena comes running out of the house and into the outhose she goes before Ole can tell her whats going on. About that time the first stick of dynomite goes off and the outhouse goes straight up in the air, the second stick wen't off and blue the contents of the hole all over the place, the outhouse came crashing back down over the hole. Leena steps out covered in poop and Ole runs over and asks her if she is OK. Leena replies "Yeah Ole I'm OK, just glad I didn't do dat in da kitchen"!
  2. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    good one![​IMG]
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lolol................ Thats funny.............

  4. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    LOL....good one!
  5. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    Good one Travco.
  6. oleolson

    oleolson Meat Mopper

    Good one! lol
  7. mulepackin

    mulepackin Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Another good one Travco. Keep them coming!

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