Ole and Lena (Rated R for Adult)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mossymo, Feb 3, 2008.

  1. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ole, out on the golf course, takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.

    Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

    He said "How bad is it doc? . . . I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance Lena, is still a wirgin - in every vay". The doctor told him,
    "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

    He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together . . quite an impressive work of art.

    Ole mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and they go on their honeymoon.

    That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful untouched breasts. She said, "You're the first vun. No vun has EVER seen deez."

    Ole immediately drops his pants and replies, . .
    "Look at dis, .....still in da CRATE!"
  2. capt dan

    capt dan Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    hahahahahehehe, good one![​IMG]
  3. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    That's quick thinkin'. Good one, Mossy
  4. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Arrrrrrrrhhhhg....good one Mossy! Got me laughin real good. Like that one fer sure!! LOL.
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol lol............Good one Mossy.....

  6. bustedluckbarbq

    bustedluckbarbq Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    thats funny right there!!

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