Older Women

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Older women are so practical
    AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONEDAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR,SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.
    NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
    MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BELIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BEDAND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

    AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFECRISES



     
  2. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Hey 'hawk-you by chance hang out at the SASS site?? I read this joke there the other day. Still cracks me up when I read it.
     
  3. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    No, I'm on an E-Mail group with the members of my unit from Nam. I get
    about 30/40 E-mails a day and some of them are jokes.
     

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