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Old Timer Sex "Rated R" This is too funny to be dirty

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Aug 7, 2010.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    Old Timer Sex

    This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!

    The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

    Yes, she says, 'I remember it well..'

    OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

    Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

    A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.   I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

    The elderly couple walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is..

    So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together.. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

    Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'
  2. fftwarren

    fftwarren Smoking Fanatic

  3. miamirick

    miamirick Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    im tellin that one tonight at the tiki bar!!!!
  4. rdknb

    rdknb Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

  5. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]   Where is this place
  6. pit 4 brains

    pit 4 brains Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    what was it before electricity? oil fired? I don't get it!

    kidding of course...good one
  7. ou8one2

    ou8one2 Newbie

    I just laughed my a&$ off on that one!
  8. northern greenhorn

    northern greenhorn Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Me too
  9. meateater

    meateater Legendary Pitmaster SMF Premier Member

    HA! [​IMG]
  10. chefrob

    chefrob Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  11. marty catka

    marty catka Meat Mopper

    That's a good one!  Thanks
  12. LOL. That's a good one. Gotta pass that on
  13. pandemonium

    pandemonium Master of the Pit