Old Rooster

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    OLD ROOSTER
    A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster
    for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
    "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
    The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle
    ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me.
    Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?
    " The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am
    taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
    I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever win! s gets t he
    exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
    The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance,
    old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
    The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later
    the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the
    front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
    He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining
    fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
    when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM -
    he blows the young rooster to bits.
    The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
    "Darn....third gay rooster I bought this month."
     
  2. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Haha! Didn't see that one coming.[​IMG]
     
  3. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good One[​IMG]
     

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