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Old Love

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Bearcarver, Aug 20, 2010.

  1. Bearcarver

    Bearcarver SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Group Lead OTBS Member

    Old Love..........................................................

    Things are different when you get older:

    I was in my back yard trying to fly a kite.

    I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.

    I tried this a few more times with no success.

    All the while, Karen is watching from the kitchen window,

    Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

    She opens the window and yelled to me,

    "You need a piece of tail."

    I turned with a confused look on my face and said,

    "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
  2. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG][​IMG]  ROFL... that's funny! Thanks for a good end of Friday laugh Bear.
  3. meateater

    meateater Legendary Pitmaster SMF Premier Member

    HA! [​IMG]
  4. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one !!!
  5. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member


    When were you talking to my wife?
  6. caveman

    caveman Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG][​IMG]  That was worth TWO thumbs up!  Funny.
  7. rstr hunter

    rstr hunter Smoking Fanatic

    Love it.  Great Joke.
  8. dforbes

    dforbes Meat Mopper

    It put a smile on my face, great joke
  9. ou8one2

    ou8one2 Newbie

    Good one. Put a smile on my fce!