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papa chubby

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Dec 8, 2007
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Frankfort, KY
A man had been at a bar all night. At last call, he stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, to the same result. He figured he'd crawl outside to get some fresh air, since maybe that would sober him up. Once outside, he tried to prop himself up on a lightpost and fell flat on his face. He finally just hailed a cab from the ground and climbed in. When he arrived home he got out and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep the second his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning by his wife shouting, "So you've been out drinking again, have you?!" "No! What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on his best innocent expression. "The bartender called... you forgot your wheelchair again."
 
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