New Product, "Tiagra" Rated "R" and "H" (Hilarious)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

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  2. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Goooooooood one, Paul!

    Eric
     
  3. alx

    alx Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now that is funny Paul.............[​IMG]
     
  4. forktender

    forktender Meat Mopper

    Too funny ![​IMG]

    Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA tour todayafter "beating" the world's #1 golfer.The win came after the top golfer played the wrong hole.[​IMG]
     
  5. hemi

    hemi Smoking Fanatic

    Little Johnny and Early Dismissal

    It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

    The teacher says, “Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.” Little Johnny says to himself, “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.”

    The teacher asked, “Who said, ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?” Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, “Abraham Lincoln.” The teacher said, “That’s right Susie, you can go..” Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first.

    The teacher asked, “Who said, ‘I Have a Dream’.” Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, “Martin Luther King.” The teacher said, That’s right, Mary, you can go.” Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answered first.

    The teacher asked, “Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you’?” Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, “John F. Kennedy.” The teacher said, “That’s right, Nancy , you can go.” Johnny was BOILING MAD that Nancy answered first.

    Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, “I wish these bit^%$s would keep their mouths shut.”

    The teacher asked, “Who said that?”

    Johnny said, “Tiger Woods! Can I go now?”

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  6. meat hunter

    meat hunter Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Oh man, both of those jokes are too funny.
     

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