never cheat on a hillbilly woman (R)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, Sep 8, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit


    Billy Bob's wife came home in just enough time to find him in bed with
    another woman. With superhuman strength, borne of fury and cutting firewood... she
    dragged Billy Bob down the stairs, out the back door and into the tool shed
    behind the barn.

    She then put his tally-whacker in a vise, secured it tightly and then
    removed the handle from the vise. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
    Terrified, Billy Bob hollered, "STOP! STOP!
    You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you ?"

    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in Billy Bob's
    hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a
    cold beer. You do whatever you want."
  2. jond

    jond Smoke Blower SMF Premier Member

    Quality :) I'm liking that lol.
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member


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