NEVER CHEAT ON A HILLBILLY WOMAN!!!!! Billy Bob's wife came home in just enough time to find him in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength, borne of fury and cutting firewood... she dragged Billy Bob down the stairs, out the back door and into the tool shed behind the barn. She then put his tally-whacker in a vise, secured it tightly and then removed the handle from the vise. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. Terrified, Billy Bob hollered, "STOP! STOP! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you ?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in Billy Bob's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."