My first condom rated R

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Apr 27, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or
    so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the
    pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant
    behind the counter, and she could see that I was new
    at it.

    She handed me the package and asked if I knew how
    to wear one.

    I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
    So she unwrapped the package, took one out and
    slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make
    sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still
    looked confused. So she looked all around the store
    to see if it was empty. It was empty.

    'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the
    door, and locked it.

    Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
    unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked
    her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She
    asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do
    was nod my head. She then said it was time to
    slip the condom on.

    As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
    removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well,
    come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

    So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
    unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and
    KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

    She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you
    put that condom on?' she asked.
    I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to
    show her.

    She fainted.
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's a good one WD!
     
  3. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    Very Funny Dude[​IMG]
     
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL........Thats a good one WD............
     
  5. At least you had it on like she showed you.
     

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