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My Favorite Bumper Stickers

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by TulsaJeff, Jul 9, 2005.

  1. TulsaJeff

    TulsaJeff Smoke Whisperer Staff Member Administrator OTBS Member

    My 10 Favorite Bumper Stickers

    A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

    A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

    If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

    Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

    I'm just driving this way to get you mad.

    Keep honking, I'm reloading.

    Hang up and drive.

    Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

    Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

    I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
  2. brianj517

    brianj517 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Here's another one I saw recently...

    Hey You!...Out of the gene pool...NOW!!!
  3. Here is a couple:

    Is there life after death....Mess with this truck and find out!

    This year will go down in history as the first nation to have gun regestration and gun control-Adolf Hitler

    Fish tremble at the mention of my name

    Don't Steal-the IRS hates compitition

    Gun control--means hitting your target

    The Chinese, the Russians, the Nazis & Saddam Hussein all agree! Gun Control works
  4. Dutch

    Dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member OTBS Admin SMF Premier Member

    Here is some of my favorites:

    “Golf Courses-A waste of perfectly good land that could have been used for a Rifle Range!â€

    "Notice: Driver carries NO CASH! He is married and had daughters!"

  5. Not on my bumper but still facing backwards.
  6. JckDanls 07

    JckDanls 07 Smoking Guru Group Lead OTBS Member

    "The Right To Arm Bears"
  7. radio

    radio Master of the Pit

    Vegetarian:  Old Indian word for lousy hunter
  8. Many years ago in Anchorage, Alaska :

    "Nuke the unborn gay whales"
  9. venture

    venture Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Fight crime.  Shoot back!

    Good luck and good smoking.
  11. hoity toit

    hoity toit Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I like that one !!
  12. manzwood

    manzwood Fire Starter

                    Out of work hungry Logger?
    Try Spotted Owl I hear they are pretty good when smoked!