My car is a thief!

[flagriller]

Well, went to Lowes at lunch, didn't buy anything though. So, I'm on my way back to the office and I look at the floor on the passengers side and there's a Lowes bag?

So I pull over to check it out, knowing I didn't make a purchase, and there, right in front of me, was a remote digital thermometer made by Oregon Scientific!

But I don't remember buying it, so my car snuck in behind my back I might ad, and took one!

I'm soo imbarresed I can't go back and tell Lowes what happened. Well, guess who has a new toy?????? And the car, well it will be sent to the garage when we get home to think about what it did.

 

[hawgheaven]

Oh yeah, go ahead and blame it on the poor defensless car... did you hide the receipt?

 

[flagriller]

There was no receipt...and that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

 

[gypsyseagod]

if ya think thats bad.... how do i get away w/ this ? http://www.brinkmann.net/Shop/Detail.aspx?category=Outdoor+Cooking&subcategory=C harcoal+Smokers+%26+Grills&sku=855-6402-0&seriesname=Southfork&seriessku=OUT-1001-E&id=296

 

[flagriller]

Look what I found

in my car today when I left work! Honey, I love you soo much, THANK YOU for the surprize gift!

How did you know I wanted one! You'r the greates, and THIS is a WONDERFUL GIFT YOU GOT ME........


P.S. Good luck

 

[gypsyseagod]

ya right... considering i work from home i don't think she'll buy it. unless i come home w/ a case of diapers too. lmao

 

[crawdaddy]

Hey....um.......Fla......um.....can I borrow your car?

 

[mossymo]

Let us know if your wife buys that story !!!

Congrats on the great find !!!

 

[watery eyes]

If you get that and you're gonna need a much bigger umbrella to hide it from the Misses....

 

[desert smokin]

That car definitely needs to be punished. Perhaps a bath and force him to wash behind his door handles.

As far as that Brinkmann goes. That was from the Brinkmann Office Furniture Company, wasn't it? The Outdoorsman Colllection from the looks of it. Sell it as a business write off.

 

[msmith]

I could use a car like that too.

 

[payson]

Love the Oregon Scientific thermometer! Got one as a gift! My only complaint is the fact that you have to poke a reset button on each piece to sync them up. Works great otherwise though! Fine automobile you've got there!

 

[peculiarmike]

OK, what kind of car was that again?

 

[peculiarmike]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm................... BIG black thing .....................
$1200. Close to 900 lbs. Ships by truck. That means a local semi will arrive and drag it off the trailer with a pallet jack, roll it up to your house, driver will need a signature. Gonna be HARD to hide. Better start fabricating that one now.

 

[az_redneck]

Your wife is gonna beat you up....lol

I call dibbs on your smoker if she kills you!!

 

[gypsyseagod]

1200 ???? am i blind or did i see $1700+ on that site. 1200 would almost save my grapes...

 

[gypsyseagod]

oops she saw this post. she got me a new shovel a new water hose a new potato sack & 1/4 cord wood & said... " yer a wannabe hawaiian,, dig boy dig"...

 

[blackhawk19]

I'm going to Lowe's in the morning and I've been trying to train my car
all afternoon, no luck. Can I borrow yours.

 

[lisacsco]

thats what I was gonna say!!

 

[blackhawk19]

I finally got my car trained, went to Lowe,s this morning and the car couldn't
find them. I thought it's training might be breaking down so I looked. Lowe's
in Troy Al doesn't have them. Be still my heart and try to control the dissapointment.