Morning ***

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 16, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    MORNING SEX

    She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
    breakfast.
    He walked in. She turned and said,
    "You've got to make love to me this very moment."


    His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky
    day.'
    Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and
    then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table.


    Afterwards she said,
    'Thanks,' and returned to the stove.


    More than a little puzzled, he asked,
    "What was that all about?"


    She explained, "The egg timer's broken"

     
  2. peculiarmike

    peculiarmike Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    And they say men are worthless. [​IMG]
     

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