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Master of the Pit
Original poster
OTBS Member
Jun 20, 2007
Troy AL

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
He walked in. She turned and said,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment."

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and
then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,' and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken"

And they say men are worthless.
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