More Military Rules

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Sep 27, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Marine Corps Rules:
    1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
    2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
    3. Have a plan.
    4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
    5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
    6.Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.'
    7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
    8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
    9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
    10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect your flank.
    11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
    12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
    13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

    Navy SEAL Rules:


    1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
    2. Kill every living thing within view.

     
  2. shellbellc

    shellbellc Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  3. seboke

    seboke Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    WOOO HOOO! Hooah! HooRa! These are great!!!!
     
  4. starsfaninco

    starsfaninco Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Methinks you assume a little too much intelligence for the Marines. They'd never be able to remember any rule past the second. Of course, I guess that's what the tattoo's are for?

    FLY NAVY!!!
     
  5. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Those are great..thanks for sharing them!

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    Airborne all the way!

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  6. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You just jump started my day, glad to see you back.
     
  7. abelman

    abelman Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG] Semper Fi
     
  8. fatback joe

    fatback joe Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Come on now. Us Air Force guys know what a gun fight is...........it is what you guys did while we watched HBO. [​IMG]
     
  9. agmeyer

    agmeyer Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG] If you've had as many "Ham n' Lima Beans" in C rations made in 1943 as I have; you know the 1st Marine Corps rule in combat is 1 shot, 1 kill! I will admit some of the Marines I served with were not very academic about some things; but they were determined to destroy the enemy if possible. Semper Fi from Sedalia, MO.
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  10. doctor phreak

    doctor phreak Smoking Fanatic

    funny funny..i thought the navy seal one is funny...[​IMG]
     
  11. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yall fergot about us combat engineers! Our motto, blow it ta he ll!

    But all the same, them be good uns!
     

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