Medicare Coverage

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walle, Oct 10, 2009.

  1. walle

    walle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Given the all of the Healthcare Reform, I thought this timely as well as funny- ENJOY!

    Tracey


    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers
    > "hello".
    > >
    > > "Mrs. Sanders, please".
    > >
    > > "Speaking".
    > >
    > > "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint
    > Austin Laboratory. When your
    > > husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last
    > week, a biopsy from
    > > another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now
    > uncertain which one
    > > belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the
    > results are not too
    > > good".
    > >
    > > "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asked
    > nervously.
    > >
    > > "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
    > Alzheimer's and the other
    > > one tested positive for HIV. We
    > > can't tell which is which".
    > >
    > > "That's dreadful! Can you do the test
    > again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
    > >
    > > "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for
    > these expensive tests one
    > > time".
    > >
    > > "Well what am I supposed to do now?"
    > >
    > > "The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop
    > your husband off somewhere
    > > in the middle of town.
    > > If he finds his way home, don't sleep with
    > him".
    >
     
  2. meat hunter

    meat hunter Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    ROFLMAO. [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  3. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Gonna tell that one at a wedding we are going to in about an hour -
     

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