Master Card Wedding

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dirtman775, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. dirtman775

    dirtman775 Smoking Fanatic


    Master Card Wedding

    You got to love this guy...
    This is a true story about a recent wedding
    that took place at Clemson University.
    It was in the local newspaper and even

    Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
    with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
    He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
    long distances, to support them
    at their wedding.

    He especially wanted to thank the bride's family
    and his family and to thank
    his new father-in-law
    for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation
    he said he wanted to give everyone
    a special gift just from him.

    So taped to the bottom of
    everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

    He said this was his gift to
    everyone, and asked them to
    open their envelope.

    &nbs p;

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy

    of his bride having sex with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious

    of them weeks earlier and had
    hired a private detective to tail

    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
    for a couple of minutes, he
    turned to the best man and
    said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
    to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

    Then he turned to the
    dumbfounded crowd and said,
    'I'm outta here.'

    He had the marriage annulled
    first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have cancelled the wedding
    immediately after finding out
    about the affair, this
    guy goes through with the
    charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
    300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
    bride's and best man's reputations
    in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of
    church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
    commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception
    for 300 family members and
    friends: $32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the
    Occasion: $3,000

    Deluxe two-week
    honeymoon accommodations
    in Maui : $8,500.

    The look on everyone's face
    when they see the 8x10 glossy
    of the bride humping the best
    man: Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy,
    for everything else there's MASTERCARD

    A MasterCard Wedding
    'Life isn't like a bowl
    of cherries or peaches,
    it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--

    what you do today,
    might burn your butt tomorrow.....
  2. smokestars

    smokestars Fire Starter SMF Premier Member

    Geez, ... I am usually never shocked with human behaviour..... that dude was just too kewl! That sort of revenge just don't get any better[​IMG] ....


  3. smokingscooby

    smokingscooby Smoking Fanatic

    Now Thats funny!
  4. dirtman775

    dirtman775 Smoking Fanatic

    I love the fact that it was an actual event that took place. I would love to sit down with that guy and buy him a beer or 2

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