Man Caught Cheating On His Wife Has A Mouthful To Say! Rated: "R"

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [font=&quot]FINE EXPLANATION

    A wife comes home early to find her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

    Yes, she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

    And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.'

    'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

    And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the
    car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car..

    I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

    So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

    Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

    Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but
    don't wear because you say they are too tight.

    I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

    I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

    The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

    'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
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  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I think she was my second wife - ROFLMAO
     
  3. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Good one, Paul!

    Eric
     
  4. rdknb

    rdknb Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL I am LMAO
     

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