There is a man sitting at a bar getting drunk, when all the sudden he pukes all over himself, he is so upset almost into tears, and the bartender tells him not to worry it happens all the time we can get it cleaned up, but the man tells him I don't care about pukeing on myself it's just that my wife told me if I come home like this again she is going to leave me,so the bartender hands him 50 bucks and says just tell her you were sitting here and a drunk came up to order a drink and in the process threw up on you so he gave you 50 bucks to pay for the dry cleaning bill. The man thinks that is a great idea so he heads home. When he gets home and is fumbling with the keys his wife opens the door and is furious, she tells him she is leaving him for good. So he explains to her handing her the money he says I was sitting at the bar having just 1 beer when a man came up and puked on me, he felt bad so he gave me 50 bucks for the cleaning bill and walked away. His wife says but you gave me 100 dollars, and he says oh ya I forgot to tell you he s**t my pants too.
