Make me feel like a woman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

    The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when
    one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

    Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane screaming:
    "I'm too young to die,"

    Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes
    on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane
    who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

    For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
    They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

    Then a Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.

    He is gorgeous, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

    He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...
    one button at a time.

    .......No one moves.
    .......He removes his shirt.
    .......Muscles ripple across his chest.
    .......She gasps...
    .......and He says......

    "Iron this, and get me something to eat...."

  2. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    That's a good one Thanks. LMAO

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