Maid in America

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Apr 28, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

    The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

    Maria: "Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
    The first is that I iron better than you."
    Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
    Maria: "Your husband said so."
    Wife: "Oh."

    Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
    Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
    Maria: "Your husband did."
    Wife: "Oh."

    Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
    Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
    Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did."

    SHE GOT THE RAISE
     
  2. chargrilled

    chargrilled Meat Mopper

    very good, thats one i can remember and tell by the smoker sometime.
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Got er there didn't she!
     
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol........thats good one............
     

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