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Little Mary Margaret

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sickpuppy, Jul 21, 2005.

  1. sickpuppy

    sickpuppy Fire Starter

    Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
    Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun,
    called on her while she was sleeping.

    "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

    When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend
    sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

    "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

    The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.

    A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and

    But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her
    res! cue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

    "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again
    said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

    The Nun asked her a third question...

    "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

    Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up
    and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll
    break it in half!"

    The Nun fainted.
  2. Dutch

    Dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member OTBS Admin SMF Premier Member

    :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  3. soflaquer

    soflaquer Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    :roll: :lol: Good One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. johnnyreb

    johnnyreb Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: