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lipstick on the mirror

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by eman, Sep 21, 2010.

  1. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

    She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine all the yawns from the little princesses).

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

    Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

    There are teachers.. . . and then there are educators
     
  2. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    Good one!!!
     
  3. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL.... I like it!
     
  4. Bearcarver

    Bearcarver SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Group Lead OTBS Member

    LOL---Beauty!
     
  5. alblancher

    alblancher Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member

    Eman,

    Every once in a while you hit one out of the park
     
  6. meateater

    meateater Legendary Pitmaster SMF Premier Member

    LMBO! That's a great one. [​IMG]
     
  7. tom37

    tom37 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That's freaking awesome.
     
  8. garyt

    garyt Smoking Fanatic

    Now that is funny, and probably true.