A class of 1st graders were learning to identify colors and tastes using a
bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange.................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none
of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue... It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh
my God!! They're A**holes!"
bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange.................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none
of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue... It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh
my God!! They're A**holes!"
