Kiss my A**

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
    Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
    Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
    Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
    Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
    That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
    From her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
    would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
    requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After
    All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
    completed, everyone was astounded at t he man's new face.
    He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
    Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful
    Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
    overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear,
    I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
    How can I possibly repay you?"
    "My darling," she replied,
    "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
    kiss you on the cheek."
  2. phil s

    phil s Smoke Blower

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Good one!
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    ROLF! I know that feeling! I had one of those MILs once!

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