It's the same thing.....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bb53chevpro, Feb 27, 2008.

  1. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    > > A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,
    > > "I almost had an affair with another woman."
    > >
    > > The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
    > >
    > > The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but
    > > then I stopped."
    > >
    > > The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
    > > You're not to see that woman again. For your penance , say five Hail
    > > Mary's and put $50.00 in the poor box."
    > >
    > > The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked
    > > over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
    > >
    > > The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw
    > > that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
    > >
    > > The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
    > > according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny!
     
  3. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Catholic guilt in reverse..I like it!
     
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny...........good one.............
     

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