Italian Boy's Confession

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  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member


    Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?"
    "Yes, Father, it is."
    "And who was the girl you were with?"
    "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation"
    Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
    "I cannot say."
    "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
    "I'll never tell."
    "Was it Nina Capelli?"
    "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
    "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
    "My lips are sealed."
    "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
    The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,"What'd you get?"
    "4 months vacation and five good leads."
  2. waysideranch

    waysideranch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Way good, Dude.
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG] That's funny!
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol...............Thats funny............

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