Is It Because I'm Blonde?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 28, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A girl came skipping home from school one day.

    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the

    Other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See?

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5,6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

    "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy,

    Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all

    The other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C,

    D, E, F, G!"

    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

    "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy,

    Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we

    Showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she

    Lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

    "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

    "No Honey, it's because you're 24"
     
  2. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ROTFLOL!

    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     
  3. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LMAO[​IMG]
     
  4. vulcan75001

    vulcan75001 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Yet.. another good one...[​IMG]
     
  5. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    ROFLMAO!!...[​IMG]...Good'un!!....... .
     
  6. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now that right there is funny!!! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  7. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Yep and there's some blondes that are plotting revenge as we speak hehehehe
     
  8. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one BH! Got a chuckle out of Dawg!
     

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