A gentleman is walking though the desert, he see's an indian lying on his back with a stiff tallywacker. The gentleman asks the indian what he is doing, the indian replies, "Checking the time, it's 11:15". The gentalman just rolls his eyes and walks on, glancing at his watch it was indeed 11:15! The gentleman walks for a while longer and comes across another indian lying on his back with a hard tallywacker. Again the gentalman asks the indian what he is doing, this indian also replies "checking the time, it is 2:30". The gentalman walks on a bit worried, glancing at his watch he sees it is indeed 2:30! The gentalman trudges on and comes across a third indian "massaging his tallywacker, the gentleman inquires of this indian what it is he might be doing? The indian replies "Winding my watch of course"!