Indian Mating Call

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Dec 12, 2007.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Two Indians and a North Carolina Hillbilly were walking through the
    woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of
    a small cave.

    "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened

    closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then
    tore off his clothe s and ran into the cave.

    The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
    about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It
    is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
    'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back,
    it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."

    Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
    cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately,
    there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside.

    He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

    The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
    spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the
    huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look a t the size of this
    cave!

    It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big,
    fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered
    with all his might

    "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

    Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO
    WOOOOOOOOO!"


    With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
    cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

    The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....

    NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN
     
  2. monstah

    monstah Meat Mopper

    LOL! [​IMG]
     
  3. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL! That was a good one richoso!
     
  4. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Very clean and very funny Richoso. LMAO!
     
  5. hillbillysmoker

    hillbillysmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thank God he wasn't a West Virginia hillbilly or we would have little toy trains all around us.
     

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