Impossible Things To Say

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Apr 16, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Things that are difficult to say when drunk

    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    Things that are very difficult to say when drunk

    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk

    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. No. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
     
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    funny-been there on a few of them.
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ain't that about the truth! [​IMG]
     

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