I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids:

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Feb 28, 2008.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS:
    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my
    butt with wet celery???"She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
     
  2. navionjim

    navionjim Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Now thats funny!
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Whoops or is that whips?[​IMG]
     
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    oops...........lol.lol........
     
  5. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Now how the heck do you remain upright with BOTH feet in yer mouth?!?
     

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