I got your mama!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by flagriller, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. flagriller

    flagriller Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her
    birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her
    mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

    Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble
    at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she
    deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought
    she did.

    Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her
    behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why
    she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to
    her room and sat down to write God a letter.

    LETTER 1:
    Dear God:
    I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my
    birthday. I want a red one.

    Your friend,
    Carol

    Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this year,
    so she tore up the letter and started over.

    LETTER 2:
    Dear God:
    This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year,
    and I would like a red bike for my birthday.

    Thank you,
    Carol

    Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and started
    again.

    LETTER 3:
    Dear God:

    I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be
    a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.

    Thank you,
    Carol

    Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a
    bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told her mother
    she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought her plan had worked
    because Carol looked very sad.

    "Just be home in time for dinner," her mother said.

    Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. She looked
    around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin
    Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the
    street, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down
    and wrote her letter to God.

    LETTER 4:
    I GOT YOUR MAMA.
    IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.

    Signed,
    YOU KNOW WHO
     
  2. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one, smart little girl. I wonder if she grew up to be, Hillary C, Diane F, or, ??? [​IMG]
     
  3. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hillary I think[​IMG]
     
  4. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    Enjoyed, Darrn good one, made my day
     
  5. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Good one! [​IMG]
     
  6. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL! Good one FlaGriller.
     
  7. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Sounds like Roseanne growning up...
     

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