How to use your Stimulus Check

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Mar 15, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    How to use your rebate

    As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
    us would now get a nice rebate.
    If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
    If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.
    If we purchase a computer it will all go to India.
    If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras,

    and Guatamala.
    If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan.
    If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan, and none of it
    will help the American economy.

    We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep
    money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the
    only businesses still in the US.
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    and pork...........

    can't even trust beef anymore..........since the aussies send their beef over here.........let alone the downer cows outta cali.

    least good ol pork is still a IOWA product...somewhat
  3. smok'n steve

    smok'n steve Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Hey Linescum, Sounds like a plan, but, I just have to convince my wife, any ideas, uhhmm, maybe I should call the governor of New York?
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ain't it the sad truth, don't know what to buy that's American made. Think I'm gonna use mine for a fishin trip, least I think the fish are still made in America, I'll have to check for a tag when I pull em out of the lake![​IMG]
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Its sad but true.........Hard to buy anything that is made in the USA anymore... And if it is the company is from or owned from overseas........
  6. xcap

    xcap Newbie

    Beer nowadays is mostly big business---so if ya want your money to go to those what grew the product.......[​IMG]

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