How To Panhandle

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crewdawg52

Master of the Pit
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Feb 7, 2007
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Brighton, MI
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...

They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as
Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase
FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has
a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you
bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day"?
Jose says, .... "Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support".

Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars".
Carlos says... 'So what does your sign say"?
Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads,



"I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ".
 
LOL!! You owe me a new screen!
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