How To Panhandle

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Jan 4, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...

    They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as
    Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase
    FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has
    a lot of money to spend.

    Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you
    bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day"?
    Jose says, .... "Look at your sign, what does it say'?
    Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support".

    Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars".
    Carlos says... 'So what does your sign say"?
    Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads,

    "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ".
  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL!! You owe me a new screen![​IMG]
  3. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    LOL good one Crewd....LMAO
  4. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yeah, that sounds about right! Good one[​IMG]
  5. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member


    good one.........
  6. Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  7. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO. Thats awasome.


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