Home Depot Warning

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by kratzx4, May 9, 2008.

  1. kratzx4

    kratzx4 Smoking Fanatic

    Home Depot Warning

    A "Heads Up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
    Over the Last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works. Two Seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a
    rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another
    Home Depot.You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
    I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, Twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th &24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, 9th, 12th, twice on the 14th and three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend
     
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    a oldie but STILL goodie
     
  3. jbg4208

    jbg4208 StickBurners

    HA! I love this one.
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yall better be gettina chin fer yer wallet!
     
  5. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Dang, I must be going to the wrong Home Depot!!!
     
  6. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I think I'll do a Home Depot trip today.
     

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