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His/Her Drive thru ATM instructions

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by brandx, Sep 15, 2006.

  1. Instructions for Drive Through ATM
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    His and hers drive through ATM steps


    1. Pull up to ATM

    2. Insert card

    3. Enter PIN number and account

    4. Take cash, card and receipt

    5. Drive away


    1. Pull up to ATM

    2. Check makeup in rearview mirror

    3. Shut off engine

    4. Put keys in purse

    5. Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine

    6. Hunt for card in purse

    7. Insert card

    8. Hunt in purse for note with PIN number written on it

    9. Enter PIN number

    10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.

    11. Hit "cancel"

    12. Re-enter correct PIN number

    13. Check balance

    14. Look for envelope

    15. Look in purse for pen

    16. Make out deposit slip

    17. Endorse checks

    18. Make deposit

    19. Study instructions

    20. Make cash withdrawal

    21. Get in car

    22. Check makeup

    23. Look for keys

    24. Start car

    25. Check makeup

    26. Start pulling away

    27. STOP

    28. Back up to machine

    29. Get out of car

    30. Take card and receipt

    31. Get back in car

    32. Put card in wallet

    33. Put receipt in checkbook

    34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook

    35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook

    36. Check makeup

    37. Put car in gear, reverse, STOP! Look in rear view mirror.
    Whew, nobody back there, so check make up again.

    38. Put car in drive

    39. Drive away from machine

    40. Travel 3 miles

    41. Release parking brake

    42. Make mental note, tell husband car smells funny.
  2. newtgadget

    newtgadget Fire Starter

    Sounds like you have been watching my wife!

    LOL :D

  3. oillogger

    oillogger Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    43. Tell husband he needs to look at the car since it has a funny smell.