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Her First Cruise

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Dutch, Aug 15, 2006.

  1. Dutch

    Dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member OTBS Admin SMF Premier Member

    DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE
    I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
    pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

    DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
    We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
    and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the
    Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

    DEAR DIARY DAY THREE
    I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and
    hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his
    table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very
    attractive and attentive gentleman.

    DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
    Went to the ship's casino ... did OK won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.

    DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
    Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to
    the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.

    DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
    I saved 1600 lives today.
    Twice. :oops: