Harry the Eagle

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by earache_my_eye, May 20, 2008.

  1. earache_my_eye

    earache_my_eye Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of
    10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking
    And found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated, but after
    About six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another
    Mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to
    Cross the feather barrier.

    So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought
    Her back to the nest.

    The sex was good but all the dove would say is
    'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!'

    Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest
    And flew off once more to find a mate.

    He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest.
    Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is,
    'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!'

    So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate.

    This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the
    This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....

    No, the duck didn't say THAT! Don't be SO disgusting!

    The duck said, 'I am a DRAKE, you made a MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!
  2. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    blahaahaa...maybe he did'nt...

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