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Green, Yellow, Pink

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A black guy a white guy and a Mexican guy are walking home from a party drunk. A cop stops them and tells them they're all going to jail unless they can pass his sobriety test. The cop says, "Tell me something that's pink, something that's green, and something that's yellow and you can go.".


The Black guy goes first and says, "The grass is green, the sun is yellow, and a valentine is pink." The cop lets him go.


The White guy goes next and says, "Lettuce is green, a canary is yellow, and salmon is pink," The cop lets him go.


The Mexican guy goes last and says, "The phone goes green green, I pink it up, and I say yellow."
 

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Only got one thing to say, Linescum-GROAN!!!
 

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