A little boy was sitting on a bench in the park one day with a big bag of candy eating it. This old man walking by stopped and told the little boy if he didn’t stop eating candy he would get fat and his teeth would rot out. The little looked up at the old man and said, my grandpa lived to be 110 and he ate a bag of candy every day. The old man said, you trying to tell me that eating a bag of candy every made your grandpa live to be 110. The little boy looked up at the old man again and said nope, it was cause he minded his own damn business.