Gotta Tinkle

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Mar 16, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ----- GOTTA PEE!!

    Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
    faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on

    the Bacardi Breezers.

    Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped
    the cemetery.

    One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
    her panties and use them.

    Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
    did not want to ruin them.

    She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
    with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

    The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his
    normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
    phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to

    I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no

    "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
    stuck to her Butt that said....."From all of us at the Fire Station.
    We'll never forget you.'"
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol-thanks for the laugh
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol.....Thats a good one.....
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny![​IMG]

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