Gotta Love A Drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokincowboy, Jun 27, 2007.

  1. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    >> A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
    loud
    >> pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
    >> drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a
    push.
    >> Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the
    morning!"
    >>
    >> He slams the door and returns to bed.
    >> Who was that?" asked his wife.
    >> Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
    >> Did you help him?" she asks.
    >> No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
    >> Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
    >> about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped
    >> us?" "I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
    >> yourself!"
    >>
    >>
    >> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and g oes out into the
    >> pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, Hello, are you still
    >> there?"
    >> Yes," comes back the answer.
    >> Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
    >> Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
    >> Where are you?" asks the husband.
    >> Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
    >>
     
  2. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    [​IMG] I can actually picture that happening.
     
  3. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LMAO[​IMG]
     

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