Gotta Love A Drunk

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smokincowboy

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Jan 29, 2007
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between Columbus/Dayton Ohio
>> A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
loud
>> pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
>> drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a
push.
>> Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the
morning!"
>>
>> He slams the door and returns to bed.
>> Who was that?" asked his wife.
>> Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>> Did you help him?" she asks.
>> No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
>> Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
>> about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped
>> us?" "I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
>> yourself!"
>>
>>
>> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and g oes out into the
>> pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, Hello, are you still
>> there?"
>> Yes," comes back the answer.
>> Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>> Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>> Where are you?" asks the husband.
>> Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
>>
 
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I can actually picture that happening.
 
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