Got Wood?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by shawnr5, Jul 11, 2009.

  1. shawnr5

    shawnr5 Smoke Blower

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Grin-I like that 1
  3. Too funny. rofl
  4. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    Very punny. [​IMG][​IMG]

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