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Master of the Pit
Original poster
OTBS Member
Jul 9, 2005
Santa Rosa Beach, Florida
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid
affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed
over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love.
When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock.
They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take his
shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered,she did as he asked
thinking him pretty weird. The man finally got home and his wife met him
at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been. The man replied, "I cannot
tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work
early,went to her place, spent the afternoon makinglove, and then fell
asleep. That's why I'm late." The wife looked at him, took notice of his
shoes and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU
ARE LYING! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"


Smoking Guru
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OTBS Member
SMF Premier Member
OTBS Admin
Group Lead
Jul 7, 2005
Midvale, UT
he's mighty lucky that the wife didn't take after him with the #9 iron!! :shock:

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