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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bwsmith_2000, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A married man and his secretary were having a torrid
    affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed
    over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love.
    When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock.
    They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take his
    shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered,she did as he asked
    thinking him pretty weird. The man finally got home and his wife met him
    at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been. The man replied, "I cannot
    tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work
    early,went to her place, spent the afternoon makinglove, and then fell
    asleep. That's why I'm late." The wife looked at him, took notice of his
    shoes and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU
    ARE LYING! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"
  2. Dutch

    Dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member OTBS Admin SMF Premier Member

    he's mighty lucky that the wife didn't take after him with the #9 iron!! :shock: