god and harley

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    The inventor of the Harley Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and
    went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've
    been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
    reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God
    recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented
    the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
    Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
    God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
    pretty unstable,
    makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
    Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but
    aren't you the inventor of woman?"

    God said, " Ah, yes."
    "Well," said Arthur, professional-to-professional, you have some major
    design flaws in your invention:

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

    3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

    "Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

    God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
    for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
    "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
    yours. "
  2. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Why did I know that was comming? [​IMG]
  3. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Yea but the Harley never complains about how fast, or how slow!!!! You just hold on and she just gives you the ride of your life!!!!!
  4. big-fokker

    big-fokker Meat Mopper

    [​IMG] Pretty funny stuff! I may have to copy and post this one over on a couple of the Honda forums I frequent[​IMG]
  5. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny, I used to to ride a Harley, or both[​IMG]
  6. dacdots

    dacdots Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    There both pretty dangerous to ride.
  7. t-bone tim

    t-bone tim Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO......yeah but the harley is cheaper [​IMG]

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